Reasons to be skinny

Reasons To Be Skinny

1. Fat people can't fit anywhere.

2. Guys will be able to pick you up without struggling.

3. People will remember you as "the beautiful one".

4. If someone has to describe you, they'll say "oh you know the skinny one".

5. Guys will want to get to know you, not laugh at you and walk away.

6. You will look good in photos.

7. You will have a waist instead of a muffintop.

8. He can hug you with one arm.

9. The models that everyone claims are beautiful, the spitting image of perfection, are any of them fat? NO!

10. Only fat people are attracted to fat people. Do you want a fat boyfriend?

11. Anyone can have "inner beauty" but few can earn real beauty, inside as well as out.

12. If someone slaps you on the ass they can see a shockwave ripple over your skin. That's disgusting.

13. Do you want people to say "for gods sake get off me you're crushing me!!!" or "you are sooo light" ???

14. Wear what you want or go naked. You still look awesome.

15. I want to walk in bikini and still look good.

16. People will use your pictures as thinspo.

17. Weight loss dont fix all problems but neither does a hamburger.

18. Saying "no thanks" to junk food is saying "yes please" to health.

19. Fat people are so huge, yet people look away from them as if they don't exist.

20. The only time people do notice a fat person is when they get in the way or try to fit in the set next to them on an airplane.

21. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.

22. Is food more important than happiness in life? I think not!

23. For the before and after pictures.

24. To have tattoos.

25. So you dont have to be ashamed when going to the gym.

26. If you can name one reason to be fat, I'll name a million and one to be thin.

27. Thin people look good in ANY kind of clothes.

28. Puffy cheeks, double chins and thick ankles-- aren't attractive.

29. Ever seen the arms of a fat person wave hello or goodbye?

30. Eating less crap saves you money!

31. Fat people make their country look bad.

32. Big people sweat more.

33. Fat people die earlier.

34. You'll be the envy of all the other girls.

35. All of the guys will want you.

36. So chairs wont break when you sit down.

37. You won't be exposed to all the chemicals and pesticides they put in food today.

38. So you can eat one piece without stuffing the whole cake in your mouth.

39. The word fat will only apply to you in a sarcastic way.

40. No one wants to see a fat person dance.

41. Looking good is the best revenge.

42. Because summer and bathing suits are heaven when you’re thin.

43. So that all your old expensive clothes fit again.

44. People whisper about how skinny you’ve gotten behind your back

45. You’re boyfriend will be proud to show your photo, or you off to his friends

46. Anybody who’s ever teased you, called you fat, called you ugly, called you a bitch will see you and wish they were your friend.

47. He, the boy who broke your heart, will look at you now and think “wow I made a mistake”.

48. No matter what angle, or how hard you try it is physically impossible for you to have more than one chin.

49. He can tickle you without you feeling like he’s fondling your rolls.

50. You will be finally happy

51. You can fit into most clothes.

52. You will be beautiful.

53. People will be jealous of your body.

54. You can wear tight clothes without being uncomfortable.

55. Even better, no clothes will be tight.

56. You'll feel better when you look in the mirror.

57. You'll have a gorgeous body.

58.Being beautiful is one of the most important things in the world.

59. Your belly will be flat.

60. You will be SKINNY!!

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