Somehow it starts with that he just likes a friend to us and i just hate him and just grunts how much i would like to choke the one eyed mother fucker with his own dick. Then it just went to like he is like an fucking puppet in a show and that im like the king or more like Adam as in Adam and Eve... and the confession went on..
and yeah, i fucked eve by the tree.. thats why she picked up the apple..
"pedro is just laughing.."
im just keeping on and on.. i know you read about it, but the bible is just wrong!, they just kinda forgot to type it since its kinda sexual.. but now when you know the true story, that i fucked eve..
"pedro is quite catholic and he was like no hush! i dont believe you"
yeah im sorry, but how did you guys believe that we managed to populate without doing this naked hot chick? i mean, come on? its not like we ate apples and *popp* oh my god, a child was born.. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
"pedros last comment to it all was, it can happen!"
so, exactly.. im so gonna write a book! but then pedro tells me that he never read the bible? i mean what the fuck? how fun, mean either haha.
"pedro: man you just watch the o.c, thats your bible, and summer is like jesus im gonna grab something to eat, cheers"
amen dude! AMEN!