Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there.I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the gentle autumn rain. When you awaken in the mornings hush I am the swift uplifting rush Of quiet birds in circled flight. I am the soft stars that shine at night. Do not stand at my grave and cry; I am not there, I did not die.
“For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.”
Q. Why is divorce so expensive? A. Because its worth it...
Q - Why was the blondes belly button sore ? A - Because her boyfriend was blonde too.
"Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there."
"You cant ever be really free if you admire somebody too much."
"True friends stab you in the front."
"If you run away to get somewhere - you miss half the fun of getting there"
"If you love something, let it go free. If it comes back, love it forever."
"The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself."