Remember to look pretty! Do your eyebrows and don't wear eyeliner, I don't like the way it makes your eyes look. Don't wear that, wear this! That shirt makes you look like a boy, but this shirt flatters your figure.

It seems unnecessary to have to dress up for a hair appointment, considering it's only a two minute walk from my house and my godmother - who has seen me in just about every state imaginable - is cutting my hair for me. My mother hates how I look, unless I do what she asks. My eyebrows, which I shave the ends of, must be drawn in at all times or I can't leave the house. I can't wear anything baggy or torn. God forbid I wear anything with spaghetti straps.

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The sun rarely shines in Scotland, but that is common knowledge.

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A teenager with a blog, so very original. Not as if originality is something people strive for nowadays. Simply throw on some black skinny jeans and listen to $uicideboy$ and you're considered "unique," despite every other person doing the exact same thing.

My name is Levi August. I'm not original but I want to be.

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