Ah, Conspiracy Theories. We all love them (or, at least, I love them). They fill us with false hope about things that are long gone (like celebrity death conspiracy theories), or make us question things we took for granted.
But there is one thing in common. At some point, in EVERY conspiracy theory, the author mentions...
ThE ILLuMiNaTi DUM DUM DUUUUM. Or at least, they make a connection that leads us to this "mysterious group" (or make a hint that suggest that Illuminati exists). I don't know if these people are stupid for real or if they just pretend to be, lemme collect pieces of my brain first.
(sigh) Dear people, if you think that Illuminati is a secret group that rules the world, let me ask you a quick guestion: how are they a secret if everybody knows about them?
Perhaps, if there is a secret group that controls the whole planet, nobody knows about their existence. Isn't that logical? If someone would discover such a group, the members would make sure that this person is eliminated and doesn't threaten them in any way. All evidence against the truth would be destroyed as soon as possible. So, in the matter of fact, if Illuminati were the ones to control the earth, they wouldn't be all over the internet! Some people are just so naive and dumb.
In conclusion, if a group of creatures is controlling our planet, they just laugh at us right now. We are helping them to stay covered by believing in this Illuminati-bullshit. WE were the ones to make this whole thing up and now, this ridiculous idea is present in every event or accident that touches our hearts.
"Beyonce formed her hands into triangle, she is a member of Illuminati"
"Illuminati made Jay-Z famous"
"Illuminati killed Tupac"
I don't know how about you, but this shit makes me tired; Illuminati here and there - let it be, folks. There isn't proof that confirms it all, you just make fools of each other.